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These are photos to help you find Bryan Murphy - um, me.
(Take a moment to write about yourself in the 3rd person - it’s weird.)

Some fun dancing lady, the Naked Cowboy and me - hanging out in Times Square.

The official Find Bryan Murphy Project identifier mugshot.
Note the special uniform to help identify me on project game day. I made it myself, like Peter Parker made his own costume in “Spiderman”. Although, I honestly doubt Peter Parker made the Spiderman costume by himself. The spider that bit Peter gave him special spider-like powers - not insanely specialized sewing ability and cutting edge fashion design sense. The notion that Peter Parker made the Spiderman costume by himself - totally unrealistic!

Behold!!! My special uniform featured in the wonder of 3-D!!!!

I can kill plants with my mind.

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A photo of me in less idiotic times.