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Monthly Archives: January 2006
An appropriate use of the expletive “Fuck!”
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
What better way to start the morning than to leave your apartment and discover sometime during the night, some drunk asshole or big ass gust of wind knocked over your scooter that you parked and covered “safely” on the sidewalk.
Damage assment of what happens when a Vespa GT 200 simply falls over:
1 broken side […]
Kunath sighting
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Wednesday, January 11th, 2006. 10:46 am
Location: Madison Ave btw e 41 & e 42nd
Can I ask you a question?
Sunday, January 8, 2006
- Why do you struggle with unanswered questions, when you could just ask one and know?
- Did someone punch the collagen into your lips?
- Why do you have to push through and hurry up to get in front of me as I wait at a crosswalk, and then proceed to walk as slow as possible […]
More notes from a trip to Paris.
Thursday, January 5, 2006
- If an “I heart NY” souvenir T-shirt was Robert DiNiro - a “Paris” souvenir T-shirt would be Richard Simmons.
- People spontaneously make out like crazy.
- You can get fresh, warm bread and pretty good cheese at the Shell gas station.
- I still can’t figure out where to eat at what time – the […]
Quick notes from a journey to Paris.
Tuesday, January 3, 2006
- Sitting between 2 crying babies on an 8 hour flight to Paris isn’t as bad as it should be when you pop some Ambien
- I cannot speak French very well and this is evident to mostly everyone I encountered in Paris
- The “non smoking” section in Paris café’s really means “it’s actually still very […]