Perhaps one of the funniest episodes of “Whose line is it anyway?” I have ever seen.
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Monthly Archives: November 2005
Richard Simmons
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
The proper words
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
“Remember that “penis, is the proper word.”
Not proper words:
Dick
Wang
Rod
Irish Salami
One eyed Chinese worm
Thor
Dong
Pee Pee
Cock
Tallywacker
Louisville Slugger
Moby Dick
and
“Virginia” (whats with the Michael Caine cameo?)
Bodies: The Exhibition
Saturday, November 26, 2005
I just went to see Bodies: The Exhibition down at the South Street Seaport.
I figured, what better way to enjoy some leftover turkey and mashed potatoes than with a side of dead and dissected human bodies.
If you don’t already know what “Bodies” is all about, check out the official site or check back here […]
Harry Potter - And the goblet of lack of character development.
Monday, November 21, 2005
Killing time with some general thoughts on the movie I saw last night.
If you haven’t seen Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire, you should go check it out. It’s finally starting to get a little dark and creepy. Plus, I love the fact the kids are getting older and facing much more treacherous, […]
When in Rome, do as the Romans do - but in France.
Monday, November 21, 2005
To get into the spirit of my upcoming adventure to France - much to the disapproval of my female traveling companion - I am going to grow a moustache française de fantaisie ( “fancy French moustache” for you uncultured lot) - that will provide me the persona of a distinguished gentleman of impeccable […]
An early shafting
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
I know the pain and suffering of an innocent man sent to prison for a crime he did not commit.
In the 5th grade, I did time (was suspended) for the crime of: on the way home from school pushing Jennifer M – a semi-deaf girl - down a hill and then instigating a multi-kid “pig […]
My second hockey fight ever
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
The first one was with Mark Dakin, who I didn’t even want to fight.
I am awesome
Thursday, November 10, 2005
I kind of wrote about this a while ago…
But right now, please do this:
Go to: www.google.com
Type in: “Bryan Murphy”
Click: “search”
I have the HUGEST ego boner right now.
Let me introduce: Bryan Murphy - award winning vocalist, Vespa pilot, President - FLSC
And now, number one result in google search for Bryan Murphy
I am a rockstar!
Who would have […]
My upcoming trip to France
Tuesday, November 8, 2005
Pro - The Euro hit an 18 month low!
Con - this:
Pro - the very best fancy stuff! (and i love fancy stuff)
Con - including this:
Pro - seeing the Louvre!
Con - seeing people at the Louvre with this:
Jason Sweet should move to NYC and be my writing partner
Thursday, November 3, 2005
“I was in the parking lot when my latest revelation occurred.
Racial and class programming starts at an early age. (By programming, I
mean “way of thinking”).
Take comic books for example. As a kid I recall that whenever there was
a black superhero/villian, his name had to remind us that he was black.
(I don’t know if […]