Kudos to Google, and the internet in general, for, in microseconds, providing me with multiple answers to every conceivable question I may have. Type in “who is Bryan Murphy” and in seconds, you will have 1,190,000 web pages describing every person on earth named Bryan Murphy - even me! This wonderful resource isn’t new […]
I’m single again.
This is both a good and a bad thing.
Good, as I can catch up on a lot of repressed burping and farting.
Bad, as I’ll be catching up on a lot of “solo activities”. (whisper: masturbating.)
The onset of a sex drought aside, one of the things I immediately find is more “me” time […]
I just got a call on my cell phone from an odd number, 514-958-0000. I saw the number and didn’t answer because I didn’t recognize it. Instead, I Googled it. Turns out it’s a telemarketer from Quebec that has a lot of people pissed off as this site explains.
I pray to Canadian hockey ledgend […]
I just inadvertantly bought the Jude Law movie Alfie for $30. THIRTY DOLLARS!!! I rented it a few weeks ago and totally forgot to return it. Late fees + replacement fee = expensive ass sissy movie. I wanted to exchange it for something starring a man, but the clerk said keeping the movie was […]
Not to long ago, I got rid of a TV that was one of the first big ticket toys I ever bought myself when I got my very first job in advertising. If you look at the graphic up above on my homepage, you can see it in the left background of my old apartment […]
Open on me - I’m scooting through the Italian countryside in my sharp, yet very casual Alfie-esque suit. My loosened thin dark tie gently flapping in the breeze under my silver half helmet. Up-tempo flamenco guitar music setting the tone. Its just my shiny silver Vespa and me. I roll past vast vineyards of […]
I had an idea on the train this morning - and if you want to see it a reality - put a few dollars in my PayPal account and when I can afford it - I will do it.
I’m going to start carrying a large, conspicuous backpack full of giant dildos, lubes and a gag […]
A few weekends ago, Kilsy invited me out for drinks at a place in the L.E.S. called Loralee. It’s a great German place where, if you sit outside in the back patio, caterpillars fall into your beer and onto your bratwurst. She was meeting up with her girlfriend Christine who has a great collection of […]
Ever wanted to have a 6′x6′ halftone poster of yourself? How about 15′x15′? This website allows you to upload a photo of yourself, or anything for that matter and convert it - or “Rasterbate” it - to a giant halftone pattern which you can easily print from your laser printer. The dot pattern is HUGE […]
What happens when a four meter African rock python decides to eat an electric fence after swallowing a full grown Impala ewe?
Once you get to the site, be sure to click an image for the hi-res version and call your kids into the room…
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